Okay, i've been getting a lot of negative feedback about my 'Johnny Meets' series. one complaint was that it was too short. another was that they never speak. The Next 'Johnny Meets' (a chav) has been postponed as i cater for these complaints. i am currently digging out the several microphones i own from the junk in my basement in a not altogether vain hope that one might just work with my computer (it rarely accepts new hardware). in this Johnny meets... there will be talking, and i will try to make it longer. you must understand that these are simple little short flashes with no real meaning other than to kill little Johnny in as many different ways as possible!